Here are some examples of tidbits that have been previously submitted by visitors to Giovanni Cosmetics:

"I cut it twice and it's still too short!"

"Dew knot trusse yore spell cheque two fined awl your mistakes"

"I'll have to think twice about it before I give it a second thought."

"Even worse than raining cats and dogs is hailing taxis."

"If all else fails, look cute!"

"According to my recollection, I don't remember."

"Give me patience. RIGHT NOW!"

"On the other hand, I have different fingers."

"I am at two with nature."

"The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back."

"I went to the fights, and a hockey game broke out. "

"What's another word for Thesaurus? "

"Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big. "

"I wonder how deep the ocean would be without all the sponges."

"To promote hair growth, stop shaving."